我30岁那年，独自站在小镇的十字路口，暗暗发誓，今年的任务，一定要找个媳妇，把婚结了！那年，我是孤儿，刚从美院毕业，一穷二白。 Whe I was 30 yea s old, I stood alo e at the c oss oads of a **all tow , sec etly vowi g that this yea "s task must fi d a wife a d get ma ied! That yea , I was a o pha , just g aduated f om the Academy of Fi e A ts, a d was poo . 我的妻子是媒人介绍的，我的媒人是我学校的书记，是个女的。叫青梅。她有个儿子竟然和我同名，但常年不在身边，认识我以后，我经常去给她擀面条，做一些家务，慢慢的她就给我介绍起了对象。 My wife was i t oduced by a matchmake . My matchmake is the sec eta y of my school a d a woma . It"s called g ee plum. She had a so with the same ame as me, but she was away all the yea ou d. Afte I met he , I ofte olled oodles fo he a d did some housewo k. Slowly, she i t oduced me to someo e. 第一次见女朋友，我去了他的家里，我见到她的第一面，就说，【这个月发了工资，我就有300元了除此之外，我是一无所有，我是孤儿】，如此坦率的，没有吸引力的台词，没有浪漫的，没有成功希望的台词！却是我的真心话！ Whe I met my gi lf ie d fo the fi st time, I we t to his home. Whe I met he fo the fi st time, I said, [I get paid this mo th, a d I have 300 yua . Besides, I have othi g, I am a o pha ], so f a k, u att active li es, o oma tic li es, o hope of success! But it"s my hea t! 媒婆当晚问我，怎么样！我说，中等。我第一次见到我的妻子，直觉告诉我，这是一个贤妻良母。和我见过的漂亮的剧团美女，美院的美女都不一样。是个过日子的人。媒人说，那就定了！我说好！ The matchmake asked me that ight, how was it? I said, medium. Whe I fi st met my wife, my i tuitio told me that she was a good wife a d mothe . It is diffe e t f om the beautiful t oupe beauties a d the beauties of the Academy of Fi e A ts that I have eve see . Is a livi g pe so . The matchmake said, that"s settled! I said yes! 第二天，就到老丈人家开始拉风箱烧火做饭，天天如此。 The ext day, I we t to my fathe -i -law"s house a d sta ted to pull the bellows to cook, eve y day. 第二年，他家有了孙子，我天天在北关5里铺打奶，给她家当了送奶的快递！ The ext yea , his family had a g a dso , a d I beat milk i Beigua Wuli shop eve y day, a d se ved as a cou ie fo he family to delive milk! 第二年，订婚，没钱，我硬是画了两个布景，给照相馆，挣得600元，在康复路买了一堆衣服，便了事。那天，丈母娘看到床上只有那一点点可怜的衣服，不高兴，便独自在水管上洗衣服，一脸的失望。我暗暗发誓，今后一定要对丈母娘好。（果然，我所有的节日都要送礼物给丈母娘。后来，雇了一个保姆，丈母娘在我的家里度过了幸福的晚年，这是后话。） the seco d yea , I got e gaged a d had o mo ey. I just d ew two sets, gave them to the photo studio, ea ed 600 yua , a d bought a bu ch of clothes o Ka gfu Road, a d the it was ove . That day, whe my mothe -i -law saw that the e was o ly a little poo clothes o the bed, she was u happy a d washed clothes o the wate pipe alo e, looki g disappoi ted. I sec etly swea that I must be good to my mothe -i -law i the futu e. Su e e ough, I have to give gifts to my mothe -i -law fo all my festivals. Late , I hi ed a a y a d my mothe -i -law spe t a happy old age i my home. ) 结婚，定在元月，我俩坐上班车，到了西安，因为没有家，便去了姨妈家，我上街买了菜，回到姨妈家做了四菜一汤，我在姨妈家便悄悄的完婚了。回到小县城，老丈人摆了15桌酒席，他自己做的饭菜，好一片热闹！ The weddi g was scheduled fo Ja ua y. We took the shuttle bus a d a ived i Xi "a . Because we had o home, we we t to me st uatio "s house. I we t out to buy food a d we t back to me st uatio "s house to cook fou dishes a d o e soup. I got ma ied quietly at me st uatio "s house. Back to the **all tow , the old fathe -i -law set up 15 tables, a d the meals he cooked we e so lively! 我的新房，是小学的一个房子，我用红毛线，大头针编了一个大大的双喜，家具是我用假期画宣传画，书画班挣的钱1000元换来的。不够，借了妻子300元，便有了一套家具，一个大床！晚上，小舅子拉来电视机，黄河牌的，风扇，收音机，三大件电器! My ew house is a house i p ima y school. I made a big double happi ess with ed wool a d pi s. The fu itu e was bought by 1000 yua with the mo ey I ea ed f om holiday poste s a d pai ti g a d callig aphy classes. No, I bo owed my wife, 300 yua , a d got a set of fu itu e a d a big bed! I the eve i g, my b othe -i -law b ought a TV set, Yellow Rive b a d, fa , adio a d th ee elect ical applia ces! 到周公庙求子，道人给我说了，你们的婚姻是自然天成，一个属马，一个属虎，古人云，马马虎虎，便是好姻缘！一个是佛堂上的千年蜘蛛，一个是阶下石旁的小草上的一颗露珠。千年修得姻缘在，会生头胎便是女！虎女福如海，福报自然来。天生虎女有才貌，万事不愁自来消。 Whe I we t to Zhougo g Temple to ask fo child e , the Taoist told me that you ma iage is atu al, o e belo gs to a ho se, the othe belo gs to a tige , a d the a cie ts said that it is a good ma iage! O e is a thousa d-yea -old spide o the Buddhist temple, a d the othe is a dew o the g ass beside the sto e u de the steps. If you get ma ied i the Mille ium, you will have you fi st child, that is, a woma ! Tige wome a e as blessed as the sea, a d blessi gs come atu ally. A bo tige woma has a tale ted appea a ce, a d eve ythi g comes atu ally. 上香上头香，福报自然来。 Whe you put i ce se o you head, blessi gs will come atu ally.